For those of us whom English is not the first language, read on!
Here is a speech delivered by the Late President Idi Amin of Uganda, at a sumptuous luncheon hosted by Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain.
“My majesty Mr. Sir, horrible ministers and Members of Parliament, invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely.
Mr. Queen, sir, and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me. We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely; and also very thanks you to keenly open up from all the windows, so that those plenty climates can come into to lunch.
But before I go back to my country with a plane from Entebbe the airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you. You will eat a full cow, and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely.
“Even when you want to rest at night, I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of flesh air.” “But now I am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely.
“Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the Republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem. “Your majesty sir, I thank your from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda.
With these few words I thank you, sir.”